Thursday, October 1, 2009

Famous One Liners

Over the years of dating, I've collected quite a few one liners. Some are funny, some shocking, but all are unforgettable.

Scenario - after the first meeting, on the way out of restaurant.
The dude: "I would love to walk you to your car, but I really need to use the bathroom."

The end.

1 comment:

  1. At least he did not ask you: "Is anyone doing you hard?"

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